Thursday, October 2, 2008

Thursday

- I have pink eye. What adult gets pink eye?
- I have multiple canker sores that hurt like a mother farker. Why the hell do I get them so much?
- My chest and back still feel weird from when Genz punched me almost three weeks ago. I did get x-rays and nothing was cracked, but I think I need to go to a chiropractor.
- As you can see, I'm falling apart.

5 comments:

Robyn said...

Well, those are four major "con's" but where are the "pro's" already...I have to figure out if I am too busy to meet up with you and the Hoyt's the next time you are in town.

Anonymous said...

i hear you get pink eye when someone farts on your pillow.
i'm just sayin...

Mommy K said...

Hey, if you need a chiro...you know I can hook you up with a great one...from the best chiro school in the universe...Palmer!!! Let me know!

Don't forget...I got pink eye in BOTH eyes in College-I couldn't open my damn eyes for, like, two days. (I got it from using dirty tanning goggles...GROSS!)

Carl said...

I would leave the Ken-ism's out of this blog, Matthew. You don't need more reasons why you are turning into your father. I'm just sayin.

Robyn said...

I'm going to guess that "fark" is the ken-ism? hmmmm?
Well, we are all still waiting on this "list"...and by all, I might just mean me, but whatever...