Just Temporarily

OK Kids, I know I've sucked at posting this year, but late winter/early spring is my busy season, mostly due to volleyball. Right now is also end of quarter at work, so I'm super super busy right now (but not as busy as you parents, I know). It will be tough, but I know you all can get through this. Stop back by in late April/early May and I'll be back in the saddle. And extra apologies go out to Natalia and Leah, two of my biggest fans, who have bugged me to put up new posts. For you two I have a special message....GET BACK TO WORK!!!

Your friend and my favorite,

Matt

GO ROYALS!!!

Quote of the Day

I went over to Cartee's apartment last night and he had some neighbors over, two of which were gay guys (named Toby and Keith, kinda funny) who had somewhat recently broken up but still lived together. Anyways, I heard the funniest line I've heard in a long time. From Keith, "Remember, the small spoon doesn't get farted on." Wow.

Say A Prayer For The Boy's Boys

Everyone needs to keep the twins (Tristan and Tyler, not mine...hehe) in their thoughts and prayers today, as they are going to see the Dick Doctor. One of them (not sure which...they are twins) has some sort of "bumps" down below, and the other one...well...the other one needs to go in for circumcision #2. Excuse me, I think I need to go throw up.

Hang in their boys!!! No pun intended.

America, F*ck Yeah

In the words of one of our nations great poets, Mr. Ice Cube...Today It Was A Good Day.

Here's to you Mr. President, God Bless, and Good Luck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

And I realize that this song doesn't make much sense now that Bush is OOO (out of office for you non-office workers), but for some reason it is the song that makes me the most patriotic. And for the first time in my adult life, I can actually feel patriotic. AMERICA, F*CK YEAH!!!

My Roomate

If Billy Mays, the star of such infomercials as "Oxyclean," "OrangeGlow," and "Kaboom".....
.....and Macho Man Randy Savage, the six time world champion of WCW and WWF.....

.....had a bastard love child who loved tattoos and rock music.....

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.....he would look just like my roomate Ben.

Woody Hayes Says Merry Christmas!!!

Yeah, Woody still likes climbing the tree. Notice the lack of ornaments? I didn't even bother putting any up this year because all he does is knock them off. My tree looked very "minimalist."

But without further ado, here are the pics I took of Christmas '08. Not a whole lot happened, just spent quite a bit of quality time with the fam. The crew came down from the QC a few days before Christmas, and even though I couldn't take any time off work, we still maximized our time together.

Here are a few pics from Christmas morning. Carter got approximately 2,437 presents, and I got 3. But I got what I asked for, and Carter seemed happy. Although the two things he played with most were some soup cans and an old doll he found in the basement. Next year I'm getting him a balloon and some bubble wrap.
Here are the twins in their holiday outfits. I would tell you which is which, but....well...I have no clue. Katie, can I get some help here?

Here they are lounging with me while I watched a replay of the '97 Rose Bowl between TOSU and ASU. The sad thing is I knew the first name of every single Buckeye in the game, and even half of the Arizona State team. Jake Plummer, you were anoying as hell, and Pat Tillman, get a haircut. And RIP too.

The day after Christmas I had to work, and that evening everyone came to my condo to chill. Here is the whole gang watching TV after feasting on frozen pizza.
Here I am giving Carter a sip of my ginger ale. Dad freaked out because he thought it was a cocktail, but I told him I wouldn't let Carter drink until he was at least 17.

While Ken was worrying about the ginger ale "cocktail," Carter snuck off and had a shot of Jim Beam. He was a little pissed I didn't have any Johnny or Jack, but he got over it.

"YEEE HAWWWW!!! THIS SHIT IS GOOD!!!"

"LET'S GO STREAKING IN THE QUAD!!!"

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A QUAD IS, BUT THIS MATTRESS SURE MAKES A FUN SLIDE!!!"

OK, so Carter wasn't really drinking, but Katie and Carl forgot his sippy cup and he was thirsty. Shockingly, it wasn't my idea to use a shot glass (it was Carl's), but he LOVED the thing, it was just his size.

Lastly, here I am with all my boys. I miss them already and can't wait to see them again. I talk to Carter every day on the phone (I use the term "talk" loosely), and can't wait until the twins are old enough to do the same.

All in all it was a great Christmas, I can't wait until next year!

Yeah, I Know

Apologies for the long delay in blog posts, but I've been a busy boy lately. And by "busy," I mean I have no friggin downtime at work, volleyball started up, the holidays, and I have a new girlfriend.

OK, so I made up the girlfriend part. I swear I'll have two new posts shortly, one of Christmas and one of my recent trip to Florida. To make up for my time away, here is a picture of Lindsay Lohan back when she was hot and not a lesbian.