- I have pink eye. What adult gets pink eye?
- I have multiple canker sores that hurt like a mother farker. Why the hell do I get them so much?
- My chest and back still feel weird from when Genz punched me almost three weeks ago. I did get x-rays and nothing was cracked, but I think I need to go to a chiropractor.
- As you can see, I'm falling apart.
About Me
- Matt Mac
- Lee's Summit, Missouri, United States
- Everyone else has a blog about their kids, and since that won't be happening any time soon for me (I hope), I thought I'd create a blog about me! Now, this is mostly meant as a joke, but I think it will give everyone a little glimpse into the life of ol' Matt Mac.
5 comments:
Well, those are four major "con's" but where are the "pro's" already...I have to figure out if I am too busy to meet up with you and the Hoyt's the next time you are in town.
i hear you get pink eye when someone farts on your pillow.
i'm just sayin...
Hey, if you need a chiro...you know I can hook you up with a great one...from the best chiro school in the universe...Palmer!!! Let me know!
Don't forget...I got pink eye in BOTH eyes in College-I couldn't open my damn eyes for, like, two days. (I got it from using dirty tanning goggles...GROSS!)
I would leave the Ken-ism's out of this blog, Matthew. You don't need more reasons why you are turning into your father. I'm just sayin.
I'm going to guess that "fark" is the ken-ism? hmmmm?
Well, we are all still waiting on this "list"...and by all, I might just mean me, but whatever...
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